The Blog of The Pooch!!!

Talkin' About BLASPHEMY!!!

2011-08-09T10:29:00.000-07:00

This is SICK. Fucking SICK.

But I felt good that the Cultural Center of the Philippines closed the controversial exhibit of that fuckin' ANTICHRIST by the name of MIDEO CRUZ.

If you don't understand what I'm talking about, read this first:

Talking up a storm at the CCP

See? If you're a Catholic, you should be in a fit of rage right now, because this Mideo asshole literally "disgraced" the image of our Lord Jesus Christ. This is one of the most BLASPHEMOUS and SACRILEGIOUS act that I've ever seen in my entire life!!! He should be ashamed of himself, and he should be ashamed in front of GOD.

Just look. Have you seen Christ the King wearing a red clown’s nose and Mickey Mouse ears, a cross with a bright red penis thrusting out, and condoms juxtaposed with religious objects? Not to mention welters of commercials, travel stickers, political pamphlets, pictures of Fernando Poe, Jr., Gilbert Teodoro, and Barack Obama in an election season, penis ashtrays juxtaposed with pictures of the Holy Family, rosaries, crucifixes, even Christmas lights.

This is total blasphemy of our Lord!!! Total blasphemy.... so much the fuckin' Satan surely exults in unholy glee.

Because of this Liberal and Conservative people have clashed heads one more time. It's FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION versus RELIGIOUS SENSIBILITY. And finally, yesterday, the Cultural Center of the Philippines finally closed the exhibit because of certain "THREATS." Former First Lady Imelda Marcos and even PNoy both saw the exhibit, and were disgusted. So are the senators and other politicians.

But you know what, it is okay to have Freedom of Expression, but in the case of Mideo Cruz, that motherfucker had gone too far. Surely other denominations will support for him (because they don't have Christ images in their churches, and because "they know God better than we think") but I don't give a fuck. I am not a Catholic, but I think this thing is a great testimony of defying the Greatest Entity in the Universe - GOD himself. Like I've said in my previous blog posts, Show some RESPECT to other people. Haven't you read the GOLDEN RULE, Mideo? Surely you don't, because if you do, You didn't set up the exhibit in the first place.

Now you did that shit to the Catholics? Why not you try that to the Muslims? Do you want to defile Allah? For the sake of art? For the sake of your so-called "freedom of expression???" Then FUCK YOU MIDEO CRUZ!!! Go on doing it, and I would be very happy if the ABU SAYYAF kidnap you and CHOP YOUR FUCKIN' HEAD OFF and put your mutilated head (with a red clown's nose and Mickey Mouse Ears) stickin' on top of a wooden dick!!!

You don't deserve to live long, Mideo Cruz. YOU WILL DIE!!!

Because I, the Pooch, has spoken!!!

Controversy Creates Cash???

2011-07-17T19:01:00.000-07:00

Yesterday I was informed through TV about what is happening around our famous Philippine football club, the Azkals. Four of them were involved in a sexual assault case against a young model. Obviously, they deny these accusations, and yesterday I saw the woman herself.

Her name was Amanda Coling, a young aspiring model who is a part of an endorsement to a certain brandd of condom. She claims, that because of the issue, her career was totally ruined, as she was backed out of an event (sponsored by a men's magazine) by the people running it several days ago.

So yesterday she broke her silence and guested on Showbiz Central to clear her name.

Why am I telling you this???

BECAUSE I AM DISGUSTED BY ALL OF YOU PEOPLE WHO THINKS AMANDA COLING IS A BITCH!!!

I don't think there was any sort of rape or sexual violence made by the Azkals. It was just a plot, made by the Azkals' former consultant, Paul fuckin' Weiler, to ruin their reputation, lose their focus so that they will lose the game against Kuwait. Very fuckin' nice.

How gullible are you, people?

Now because of this controversy, do you think to believe Amanda showed up, using this intrigue so that she can accelerate her fame right to the top? You are all look like Eric Bischoff to me right now, because you all believe that CONTROVERSY CREATES CASH.

Well it's true. it's damn true. But the woman's career is in dire straits right now. Her family is totally affected by this issue. And all that you can do is to despise her so quickly???

What if you are on Amanda's shoes? Surely you people will be affected, too, because some Devil's advocate dragged your name in the issue, and your honor is on the line. Well I believe Amanda is a strong woman. But if you are on her situation you probably end up killing yourselves.

But I know God will find a way for her to overcome this trial. But I want you to know that you people will gonna realize someday, whether Amanda becomes a star or not, this issue will gonna happen to each and everyone of you, and I will make sure you will end up IN RUINS!!!

FUCK PAUL WEILER, AND FUCK EVERYONE WHO RUIN AMANDA COLING'S LIFE!!!

And all of you will gonna DIE A BEAUTIFUL DEATH!!!

I, The Pooch, has spoken.

Fuck those Big Monsters!!!

2011-07-14T21:21:00.000-07:00

At this time of writing, somebody tweeted on Twitter about what happened earlier today. She saw a road accident while she was on her way to work. This involved a bus and a motorcycle. The motorcycle driver was badly injured, but the bus driver still stayed on his seat, not willing to help him. This tweet made me furious again today, but I pretended to be nice and replied that the bus driver will get his pretty very bad karma real soon which he will not forget and surely regret.

But do you know what do I mean by that. Simple.

I WILL KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!

That reminds me of a tragedy that happened before when my relative, my cousin's wife, died during a road accident about two months ago. Their jeepney was been hit by a tanker, and my relative was crushed. All of my relatives flew onto the gutter. Sadly my cousin's wife died on the spot. But thank God the others were safe now.

Eventually the court gave that fuckin' tanker driver permission to bail!!!

My cousin wants to kill him so bad!

And I want to kill him so bad, too.

Why does those big monsters on the road keeps killing innocent people from time to time??? I can't stand it. Some has to stop this madness.

Most of these people do not even know the essence of safety. They think they are the kings of the road and they will keep on rollin. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKIN' NITRO ON YOUR WHEELS, JABRONI!!!

Let me share something for you. I stumbled upon a safety pledge from an employee in a shipping company. and this is what he says...

Our Personal Values Pledge

Your customers depend on you to show up every day, but most importantly, your family expects you home everyday. Remember, space on all four sides, but especially in front at all times.

Expect the unexpected.

If you think that car is going to pull out in front of you, it probably is.

Look at the brake lights and tires on the car that is stopped. If the brake lights are going on or off or the tires are slightly rolling, chances are they are going to pull out in front of you.

If you feel tired, pull over and perform a safety check, walk around, it will refresh you. Remember, the most important delivery is yourself to your family at the end of your workday.

Examine your driving habits.

"Check my driving skills".

Am I following too close?

Am I checking my mirrors?

Am I counting 1, 2 and 3?

YOUR JOB, YOUR CHOICE, AND YOUR LIFE!

Keep that in mind, assholes!!! The Pooch is watching on you!

SHOW US SOME RESPECT!!!

2011-07-13T20:15:00.000-07:00

I have a friend of mine, a very close friend of mine, who is a very devout Catholic. Now I am also a Catholic but because of their stand against the controversial RH bill, I became BORN-AGAINST, well I mean to say Independent Christian.

Back to my friend. In his Facebook account he always gives trivia about the Bible. One time he posted a trivia about the King James Version, or Authorized Version of the Bible. Since I've also researched that, I also gave a tidbit. But it doesn't matter what that tidbit is.

And then all of a sudden, there was this woman who tells my friend that he is NOT A CHRISTIAN?!?!?! I mean, she tells him that my friend does not now the REAL GOD! And finally, She tells my friend that she's not the one who's speaking but GOD!!! This is an act of religious pride!!! She did not gave my friend any bit of respect!!!

Nevertheless my friend did not retaliate but instead gave her a onuce of respect. But she suddenly feels guilty and eventually deleted all her comments and removed my friend from her list.

But he still prays for her miserable soul and forgives her.

Well, I'm not! I DON'T RESPECT PEOPLE WHO DON'T RESPECT OTHER PEOPLE'S BELIEFS.

Since I'm the Trash Talk King, let me get this straight...

Regardless of any sect or denomination, as long as you believe in Jesus Christ and doing his will, you will still be saved. YOU CANNOT BE SAVED BY DOCTRINES MADE BY HUMANS!!!

So the Pooch says YOU SHOW US SOME RESPECT or I'll slap your lips right off your face!!!

Or better yet, KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!

So I told my friend like this, Forget about that snot-nosed popcorn fart punk. She thinks she knows God better than us, and you will never, AND THE POOCH MEANS NEVER, EVER change her mind. Well the Pooch says, how many times have I gotta tell you, bitch, SHOW US SOME RESPECT!!! Because if you do not, I will put a shining baseball bat, turn that shit sideways and STICK'EM STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!!!

And then afterwards, you go down KNOW YOUR ROLE BOULEVARD, turn right to JABRONI DRIVE and check your Aunt Jemima pancake heavenly candy ass directly into the SMACKDOWN HOTEL! And then go upstairs to Room 3:16 where you will see me, the Demon of God, and I burn you to the ground with my SATANSLAYER ON A FLAMING TABLE!!!

In other words, I will literally take you to fucking hell...

And that's the bottom line...

Because I, the Pooch! has spoken.

P.S. Oh and one more thing. the next day she messaged me saying I'm a demon. Well sorry, motherfucker, I am a demon, THE DEMON OF GOD!!! and ONLY GOD CAN STOP ME!!!

It's Nice to be BAAAAACK!!! - Judgment Day Alert

2011-05-25T20:37:00.001-07:00

Finally, The Pooch HAS COME BACK to Blogger!!!

You see, People, for over four years of hiatus I have returned here not to make novels again, but to talk trash. Yes. Talk Trash, and I mean it.

To start up with, Let's begin by trash talking someone holy, or I mean unholy...

Yes, What I'm referring to is the FALSE PROPHET himself, Harold Camping.

Now yesterday I found out in the news that Camping finally breaks his silence after the May 21 Rapture / Judgment Day / Apocalypse oh it doesn't matter what you call it. He now stated that his calculations went wrong, that his forecast was "playing out spritually," and said that the actual Apocalypse will take place on a new date, October 21, which is the last day of his End Time Chronology.

Now since this has been declared now, there are still pathetic morons who will quit their jobs, give money to Camping's FamilyRadio and prophesy in the streets about the End Time...

But remember, This is the THIRD ATTEMPT of Camping predicting the Rapture. He tried in 1994, but failed, then, recently on May 21. I'm looking in the sky if there are any angels who will fall down on earth and people flying through the heavens but I did not see anything.

Which makes me think, is this the ONLY WAY of Camping and FamilyRadio to profit?

Now, The Motherfuckin' Satan, Lucifer The Devil is laughing with delight with evil glee. FUCK YOU SATAN, FUCK YOU!!! You and your slave Camping, that 89-year-old pile of monkey crap, will go to Fucking Hell and stay there forever!!! And if you are not down with that, I've got THREE WORDS FOR YOU...

PUTANG INA N'YO!!!

ONLY GOD CAN STOP ME BECAUSE IIIIIIIIIIIII.... THE POOCH! HAS SPOKEN!